Well, I rarely pay any attention to that stuff, because I don't make any money blogging (I don't make any money teaching school, either, but that's another story for another day.)
My first thought when looking at this map was...darn those Russians! They skew my stats! But then I see that FRANCE is darker green than even Russia is! What?!?!
I have been wracking my brain to try to figure out why France might be stalking me. And I have come up with two possibilities:
1. They want to copy my style. Because I am so fashion-forward. Everyone knows that the next big trend will be dead people's stuff. You will decorate in tchotchkes and wear those skinny weasels around your neck.
|photo courtesy of etsy, where this is no longer for sale, darnit.|
2. They want me to come back. They are sitting there in France, saying things like "do you remember that cute little American girl? I wonder what she's like now." And then they hunt me down on the interwebs and visit the blog.
So if you're French...welcome! I'm not twenty-one and cute anymore.
But I do have a weasel.