Lately, there's been a lot of talk about pants.
First, a mommy blogger decided to let the world know that she is no longer wearing yoga pants or leggings because she doesn't want to entice random men to look at her.
Let me just say that I feel her pain. I
Eva Mendes bravely came forward with the statement that the number one cause of divorce in America was sweatpants.
Apparently, unbeknownst to the rest of us, sweatpants have a lot of power. Not money; not infidelity; but SWEATPANTS! Like the ones I wear when I walk.
These are not my sweatpants, but they are pretty darn close!
I realize that Ms. Mendes has said that she was kidding/being sarcastic/whatever, but I'm not so sure. Perhaps she has more experience with sweatpants than the common person. (Hear that, Gwyneth?) Maybe she has infiltrated their underground lair and overheard the plot to destroy American families, one by one. And if sweatpants begin the revolution, what's next? Hair Scrunchies?
I, for one, am taking cover.