*Disclosure* All photos in the post are from a website called ThisIsWhyImBroke.com They have all sorts of crazy stuff.
|Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon|
Since her neighbors might not be happy about that big thing, I have this remote control helicopter to fly by their windows. If you know Kirby you know she wouldn't give a flying fig about what the snooty neighbors think.
The store didn't have one that said fig, so I got this one instead.
|Flying Fig will set you back $30 bucks|
|Welcome Mat, $34.99|
|$1500 Batman Motorcycle suit|
I explored Kirby's crafting room too and I could see she is really into repurposing. After I slammed a few of her beers down, I whipped up these nun-chucks and put them by the front door. If one of the snooty neighbors gets rowdy I can protect Brandywine.
Would you mess with a middle aged women wearing a batman suit and holding beer can nun-chucks?
I. didn't. think. so.
|Nun chuck Beer Cans $13.00|
Kirby loves a good DIY project as much as the next person, so I didn't think she would mind if I also made her some great repurposed lights out of beer cans. These are to accent her chotchkies. Kitchkies. Chachees.
I don't know how to spell that word, her knick-knacks that she writes about.
|Beer Can Track Lights, $87.00|
I hung these cast iron pans on the kitchen wall to thank her for having me. They cost $300 each x 48 = $14,400. I was a bit short on cash so had it billed to her husband, DL.
Hope she likes them, they take up the whole wall. (It seems like a good time to ask "who the helll thinks up this stuff, frying pan states?".)
After he was through writing all that info up, he was parched, so I grabbed this flask from off a pile of Kirby's school stuff and told him he could keep it, tell his folks it was a gift from her.
I sure hope Kirby asks me back again to keep an eye on Brandywine. I had a blast!