Wednesday, January 16, 2013

In my secret life, I want...

...to be one of those "cool" bloggers who does a whole "real-time" blog of an awards show.

Like the other night, at the Golden Globes.  I would talk about good movies and bad, as well as the horrible/wonderful dresses.

And the funniest part?  Would be that I would force my husband to watch with me. 

I would say something like "Oh. Em. Gee.  Ben Affleck is so friggin' hot."
And he would say "I can see her girl parts in that dress."
Then I would say "I love Hugh Jackman."
And he would say "Jeeze, Jodie Foster looks a lot better than I remember."

And of course I would have to say "Honey, that dog won't hunt."

And he would look at me like he had no idea.

Really?

We all knew, peeps.  C'mon.  We knew long ago.  We knew here:




and here:







...and it didn't make any difference, because talent is...well, talent.

But it'll be funny when DL and I can watch these awards shows together because someone has asked me to write about them because I am just so dang WITTY that I will surely have some funny stuff to say.  And my husband will be next to me on the couch, wondering why Jodie Foster isn't throwing herself at his feet.

And I will give him an elbow in the ribs and say "Why isn't Rick Moranis here?  I want to see Rick Moranis."

Of course, if Rick ever decides he wants to rescue me from a life enslaved (by the dang house), I don't know what I'll do.  Because I really like DL.

It probably depends on whether or not he will take me to an awards show.






9 comments:

  1. I would pay to hear your blogging comments on any and all awards shows! And, yes, we all knew. Well, not all. Clearly DL is still clueless ...

    :) Linda

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  2. All I have to say is Jodie Foster is better looking than Rick Moranis.

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  3. I love the girl parts comment and, yes, Ben Affleck is hot!

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  4. Maybe next awards show, you could try your hand at it. People blow up my Twitter feed with their comments. I thought Jodi Foster came out a long time ago, so I was confused as to why people were making a big deal out of it. I don't care if she likes martians - she is fabulous and classy.

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  5. Men always think THEY can get that dog to hunt... :)
    xo Heidi

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  6. Maybe Rick will just shrink you and take you everywhere with him!! Who cares if Jodi came out.....who sits around and thinks about other peoples sex lives...unless they're hot...like Ben Affleck.

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  7. I can't help but feel I'm suppose to pick up on something about Jodi Foster?

    Bliss

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  8. I click on your blog just to get laughs. I'd love to be in your middle school class. Oh, wait, middle school sucks! I can say that because I just sent out the teary notice to my staff that after 24 years I am calling it quits.

    Enjoy 3 days off!

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  9. Is it bad that I'm really enjoying your non-design/house-beautiful posts? Makes me feel like less of a failure.

    Love,
    Queen Failure

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Your comment makes me feel twenty years younger and thirty pounds lighter!