Seriously. I don't. (Do you hear me? It's not just me trying to convince myself. I am SERIOUS.)
But I would like some free stuff. In fact, I even said so. (And I am way too drunk to hunt down that post.) But no one is listening.
I mean...other bloggers get GREAT stuff for free, just by mentioning it. Paint. Organic milk. White flocked Christmas trees. Liquor. DID YOU HEAR ME??? THERE ARE SOME Bs GETTING LIQUOR FOR FREE!!! When that liquor should OBVIOUSLY be mine...mainly because I am drinking RIGHT NOW!!!
These are some of the things I want for free:
1. A car. I have never owned a new car. Ever. I began my adult life (at 22) with a used Ford Fiesta, and it's been ugly used cars ever since. (Okay, maybe they're not always ugly, but they've always been used. Like some of those chicks in high school.) (Just kidding, high school peeps.) So, I'd like a new SUV. Just a small, reliable one, like this.
2. A trip to Las Vegas. DL has been to Vegas, but teachers don't get to go to cool conferences where people have fun and see shows and gamble and drink. In fact, in North Carolina I can get fired for that stuff. But DL gets to go to places like the Venetian and have all kinds of fun WITHOUT ME. And I think the time has come (the walrus said) for me to have some fun, too.
3. Unlimited iTunes. Because I know how to pick 'em.
4. Liquor, of course. It kinda goes without saying, but I said it anyway.
|Photo courtesty of the Idaho Reporter. I just think it's funny to say "Idaho."|